TH3 Choirbook
The first one is a firm favourite :) We haven't written any fresh stuff for a while... inspiration will strike eventually.
GENERAL SONGS only used for fun and when appropriate to do so
Ten sticks of dynamite hanging on the wall
Ten sticks of dynamite hanging on the wall
And if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall
There’d be no sticks of dynamite and no f@#$ing wall!
…Drink it down…
You ought to be publicly pissed on!
You ought to be publicly shot!
You ought to be tied to a dunny
And left there to fester and rot!
…Drink it down…
Here’s to (insert name/s of choice, clean or otherwise) she’s/he’s true blue
She’s/he’s a pisspot through and through
She’s/he’s a bastard so they say
Tried to go to heaven but she/he went the other way
...Drink it down…
You Are Not, by Dumbledore
You are not hip-hop; you are not blues!
(lower voice) You are soul, you are soul.
You are not rock; you are not disco!
(raise voice) You are soul, you are soul… You are soul!
…Drink it down…
(Insert number of Hashers present for the song) old Hashers locked in a lavatory
They were there from Tuesday to Saturday
(Insert number of Hashers) old Hashers locked in a lavatory
Nobody knew they were there; and nobody cared they were there!
…Drink it down…
Ten sticks of dynamite hanging on the wall
Ten sticks of dynamite hanging on the wall
And if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall
There’d be no sticks of dynamite and no f@#$ing wall!
…Drink it down…
You ought to be publicly pissed on!
You ought to be publicly shot!
You ought to be tied to a dunny
And left there to fester and rot!
…Drink it down…
Here’s to (insert name/s of choice, clean or otherwise) she’s/he’s true blue
She’s/he’s a pisspot through and through
She’s/he’s a bastard so they say
Tried to go to heaven but she/he went the other way
...Drink it down…
You Are Not, by Dumbledore
You are not hip-hop; you are not blues!
(lower voice) You are soul, you are soul.
You are not rock; you are not disco!
(raise voice) You are soul, you are soul… You are soul!
…Drink it down…
(Insert number of Hashers present for the song) old Hashers locked in a lavatory
They were there from Tuesday to Saturday
(Insert number of Hashers) old Hashers locked in a lavatory
Nobody knew they were there; and nobody cared they were there!
…Drink it down…